The Cooper Union for the Advancement of Scooters on the Sixth Floor

Purpose:

We hold these scoots to be self-evident, that all sixth floor inhabitants are created equal, that they are endowed by their FF(T) with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Scootering Around the Sixth Floor. That to secure these rights, Clubs for the Advancement of Scootering Around the Sixth Floor are instituted among individuals, deriving their just powers from the consent of the Scooterers Around the Sixth Floor, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Scooterers Around the Sixth Floor to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Scootering.

Contribution:

We scoot.

Current Club Officers:

OfficerTitle
Jessica MarshallHead Scootee
Jason SchmidtOther Head Scootee/Audit
Denis ShishkovSide Scootee
William YuAdmiral of the Scooter Navy
Cory NezinHead Treasure Hunter
Kevin TienSupreme Overlord